Eternal Gremlin

sacha-fenestraz:

stimpson:

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

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unexplained-events:

Forest God (pt 1)

by

Oleg Vdovenk

archliches:

sunsetsounds:

really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

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avg day on late Web 2.0

dystopiansocietystraw:

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

whatbigotspost:

soberscientistlife:

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Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

cerastes:

aroaloe:

aroaloe:

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

See Results

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

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First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

sapphosewrites:

Teaching creative writing to 8 to 12 year olds this summer, a demographic whose stories include a shocking amount of murder. The use of “unalive” was so egregious I had to tell them, “if you aren’t comfortable using the words death, die, and kill, you aren’t mature enough to be writing about them yet”. Kiddo asked me if that applies to adults as well, and I told them it very much does, so here’s a PSA.

If you aren’t comfortable using the words death, die, and kill, you aren’t mature enough to be writing about them yet.

a-spoonful-of-amphetamine:

brainrotdotorg:

a-spoonful-of-amphetamine:

brainrotdotorg:

brainrotdotorg:

Can you imagine if disco elysium had a fandom the size of supernatural’s. Actually don’t imagine that . That’s fucking scary

Imagine the chilling fear of blogging about something innocuous and having a disco elysium RP blog a la the silver spoon pony rp blog reblog it . Are you scared yet

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You schlep your awful body towards the figure at the end of the hall. Feels like walking through molasses.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Heroic-Failure] — Say something sexy!

“Hey there, pretty lady. You ever wanted to sleep with a pathetic sack of man?”

no thank you officer

MORALE CRITICAL